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fattributes: Creme Egg Chocolate Drizzle Cake It looks like carnage, but kinda delicious on some level too. It’s true. I don’t like chocolate that much, but I’m also lactose intolerant.Â
Knocked up little chibi fairy getting fucked by a huge hentai monster’s cock and filled with it’s eggs/semen in an animated xxx hentai gif from the sex game Fairy Fighting.
”I just got a Yoni egg and I just need to spread the good word cause those things are MAGICAL. I just got out of a wonky relationship (or I’m about to get back into it… IDK, it’s a long story!) and in a burst of spontaneity and declaration of
“That post about the yoni egg got me really curious. I did loads of research on it and got one for myself for my birthday. I couldn’t wait as soon as it got here and quickly cleaned it and put it in. It felt AMAZING!It was hard to keep in at first
squirtingwife: Found some old photos in my iPhone… This set is with shaved pussy six months ago. It’s like she’s laying eggs
Thanks for the submission. Photo is a little bit dark, but it seems you have laid a golden egg and it’s produced a nice gape. Keep stretching to make that pussy bigger, maybe you can push out something bigger and bigger to make it fun.
filledfille: I don’t lay golden eggs. I lay crystal eggs. And, fuck, it feels good. <3 More egg-laying goodness from filledfille. I wish this wasn’t a looped gif, I wish you really were endlessly pushing things out of your cunt.
oviplease: Pushing it out slowly feels so good ♡♡♡ I love how your pussy goes from seemingly tight to big gape in one video. Also, I love egg laying, and it’s great watching you enjoy your birthing fetish. I hope you stretch your cunt out larger
push-4-me: godsinanalcove: OMG I super love this!! I get wet every time I see it! A wonderful afternoon spent playing with the eggs from @akrowsnest, my pussy is so loose now that some drops of pee always come out when I push harder! I love it beyond
anythinggoesastimegoes: Ok I am done with long animations… not doing it as for commissions anymore. it stops me from making other works and does not pay for the full length. However… if my *ahem.. PATREON gets enough fundings going, I will start
When a fertilized egg attaches anywhere outside the uterus (an abdominal or ectopic pregnancy), the fetus may begin to grow but cannot survive. Under very rare conditions the miscarried fetus is neither expelled nor reabsorbed. Instead, it calcifies—effec
2damnfeisty: imsoshive: hellugh: stoned-levi: sullivanthere: I went from this to this at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope… DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO,
Poached Eggs over Asparagus. Don’t judge, it was my first time poaching eggs.
it works
headlikeanorange: The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight circle, which prevents it from falling off the ledge into the sea. (Spring
Disgaea Fanart Archer Moth Monster1An archer is determined to catch a Moth Monster when it was about to lay some eggs. The Moth Monster evades her attack with hypnosis wave to tame the assailant. The archer is about to break free but already falls into
Treat yourself to a StickyScribble’s new gumroad bundle. Mika’s Mouse Spider Peril:https://gum.co/EuavMika Mouse has strong curiosity for any cuisine. When she nags spider for a taste for one of it’s delectable egg, things go array.-Spider
The Royal Crested Easter Egg. Every easter it is hunted down but never found. One day somepony’ll find it. Maybe.
This is how my family tells the boiled eggs apart from the raw ones.
Found a Word file from a little while ago with “geh” as part of the filename. Couldn’t remember what it was… and when I opened it I realized “geh” stood for “gem egg hell”.
GOOD GODI’M NOT KIDDINGMY MOM HAD THIS WHEN I WAS A KID!I lied to the other kids and said square chickens laid these eggs! She still has it! But the best part…We were talking about this earlier today and when I went on Pleated Jeans (a site I
It helps if you have this playing:
Queen bees beware of the queen catcher. this flower feeds on the excess unfertilized eggs and covets the nutrient honey they are steeped in. It also knows exactly how to get it~
Eggs 🍳
haughty-hawlucha:runlikeyoustolesomething: rlmjob: egg the music really adds to the plot who eats a single hard boiled egg with chopsticks
cee-is-just-a-letter: EGGS NO NO EGGS EGGS NO STOP TALKING YOU’RE EGGS YOU DO NOT TALK STOP IT EGGS STOP IT
shoutoutthetime: Sometimes my boss leaves me behind notes. This is what I found this morning. It confused me till I remembered we’re doing a dog Easter egg event.
dennys: How many sensual ghosts does it take to make a pottery egg?
tweeckos: i was researching 1920s slang and guys we’ve been getting it all wrong
mentalflossr: Japanese Egg Mascot Gudetama Gets Its Own Themed Cafe (and Weird Dessert) When you stab the mouth or rear end of your Gudetama pastry with a chopstick, it will vomit or defecate accordingly.
mynewurl: mynewurl: this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
rgbko: furnisium: *looks at the camera like im on the office* icons for you and your egg birthing wife, egg baby, and great grandfather of egg baby
shnoopuff replied to your post:i’n gunna turn all of these into solas, just sayinOK SO I GOT THIS REPLY THIS MORNING AND SHE WASN’T KIDDING SHE DREW ON THE FUCKING EGGSSO NOW WE HAVE FUCKING SOLAS EGGS IN OUR APARTMENT
the-queen-of-angsts: shitpost-senpai: 8chn: 8chn: this is so agressive wtf? i cant stop thinking about how they broke the egg.. An orc made this, but a really domestic orc that likes to be told that she’s pretty. I love her
goreygamer: Silent Hill: Downpour The most awesome of easter eggs
digi-egg: Digimon Tamers, the third season of Digimon, is now on Netflix Instant! Both the English Dub and Japanese Dub (with English subtitles) are now available. Just search “Digimon” and select the third season for viewing. You can also watch
I made a gif of the egg cracking in the opening of Trick (season/series 1). The yolk was a different color each season but I only own the first season so it’ll have to be stand alone.
I had an extremely tedious dream last night. In it I was cooking eggs. That was the entire dream, cooking eggs in real time. I was trying to fry the eggs but I messed up and I didn’t want to bother starting over so I was just like “screw it,
averagesorceress replied to your post: I made a ramen noodle omelet. Or a ram…How did you do this? It looks delicious.Its actually pretty easy! You make ramen as you normally do and while its boiling scramble an egg in a separate pan and crisp
I like reading lists of pop culture references/easter eggs in a show/movie/game, since I can’t catch them all myself, but there’s inevitably always an entry that’s really tenuous, like: “This character is named Bob, which may be a reference to
photojojo: Pinhole camera eggs for the eggiest holiday ever: Easter. Francesco Capponi made this one! The photo on the bottom shows an image captured with it. How to Make a Pinhole Camera Egg via Photobooth SF; Gizmodo
eggs-to-rice: aoba’s hair looks like a jellyfish! ✿
i bought a bath bomb i’m probably never gonna use (b/c we haven’t cleaned the jets in our bathtub in like.. months) so i just have it sitting in a small wooden bowl on my desk so i can sniff it whenever i’m feeling stressed wwww
Egg is Life
jonathan-gat: jonathan-gat: i cant stop laughing about that one post where its showin a photo of eggy bread and is like “what do you call this?” becuase absolutely everyone whos reblogged it tagged it “disgusting”
omgtsn:laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
girlgrowingsmall: So I made this for dinner tonight. OMG SO GOOD!!!! DO IT! (Not my pic, though. I ate it before I could take a pic. lol) Let me give you my super tasty version of the recipe (this part is mine): Avocado prep: Halve it, pop the pit
stroke it
zombiozoid:can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
iatethelastofthecorpse: liquidglue: on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt
ramen with egg in the spirit of easter.
guccikeychain: the only perk of dating me is i like to cook for you my thang skrong too i guess he’s cooking me bacon and eggs and cheese scrambled awww ye! also, dat butt hot
Nothing sadder than a yolk breaking when you’re getting it out of the pan. 😭😭 #food #foodie #foodieporn #foodporn #instafood #instafoodie #foodofinsta #foodofinstagram #foodofig #egg #egglovers #eggporn #yolkporn #eggy #protein #weightlossjourney
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It is that time of year again. Breakfast always tastes better when it is brightly colored! #Spring #breakfast #eggs #easter #easteregg #dye #dyedeggs #art #inspiration #colorful
It’s egg month!
If you have not received your horsepack yet it is because I am on a mountain I have attached some imagery of said mountain that I didn’t have a fun time taking because it is really high up and really windy and really bright. Also I included an image
verticalvest: I had a vhs tape with a collection of 1992 3d animations on it when i was a kid and it was my FAVORITE THING, I watched it over and over obsessively, and this was one my favorite of the bunch. I still love this……. wow what the fuck
i managed to eat half the hashbrowns because i did happen to make an egg with it ! thank for ur suggestions, i will remember to use them next time (BUT HOPEFULLY NO NEXT TIME BC BLUH)
